Official website of John L. Neumeister, Author

FRANKENSTEIN DISCOVERS HIS "THIRD ELECTRODE"! DRACULA CHOWS DOWN ON A BEVY OF BARE-BREASTED BEAUTIES! THE MUMMY RAPS WITH UNWRAPPED POUTING PRINCESSES! THE WOLFMAN FORNICATES WITH FUR-BEARING FEMALES! ZOMBIES CRAWL FOR CURVY CUTIES, AND MADMEN MAUL AND MAIM MANY HOT-TO-TROT MAMAS! ALIENS ATTACK AWESOME EARTH LADIES AS THEY SCREAM THEIR LOVELY LUNGS OUT! "OH! THOSE NAUGHTY MONSTERS!" IS THE HORNY HISTORY OF SEX AND SCARES! AVAILABLE AT

HOW THEY TWIST AND TURN...THESE EERIE THOROUGHFARES, LEADING TO MADNESS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. BEWARE! TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON HIGH! AND ABOVE ALL...KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD! "ROADS TO RUIN" AVAILABLE NOW AT

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Cover artwork by Cinsearae Santiago

The Fall 2007 issue of Dark Gothic Resurrected magazine featured more of my poetry and illustrations, as well as presented the debut appearance of my comic, "Count Plasma!" which is currently serialized to appear in upcoming issues.

AVAILABLE  HERE!  

The spring '07 issue of Dark Gothic resurrected featured some of my art and poetry.

AVAILABLE HERE!